EVERY TIME THE PHONE RINGS
ME:
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Please don't be someone important.
ME:
Nooo, I don't want to pick up the phone!!
ME:
OMGWHY?!
ME:
Why don't they hang uuuuup?
ME:
*sobs uncontrollably*
ME:
WHY DON'T THEY FRICKIN' TEXT ME? T__T
ME:
I can't be that bad. It's just talking.
ME:
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
ME:
... I should take this... someone could be dead!
ME:
- but picking up won't bring them back to life.
ME:
Maybe they have something for me...
ME:
Maybe they just want to tell me they love me!
ME:
That's so sweet.
ME:
I really am rather awesome.
ME:
Okay, picking up!
ME:
*picks up*
CALLER:
Hi, it's ----- how are you?
ME:
...
ME:
...I CAN'T WORDS!
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